Gold On The Inside

Guess what? No Continental breakfast. Honestly, that was the only thing on my mind the night before. Horseshit. So, we boogied out. We decided to hit the road and eat later. But, before we ate, we decided to pull over at the northern hemispheres largest cross. It was a symbol of Chirst rising out of the ugliest landscape imaginable, north Texas. It was almost unbeleivable to behold from a distance. So, we decided to pull over and get a huge dose of Da Christ so we wouldn't have to go to church for the rest of our lives. They had the stations of the cross circling the cross. It is a crazy site/sight. Christ also has a bronze statue of himself holding an aborted fetus next to a tombstone for all those who had lost their lives to abortion. I get it. I really do. But, before breakfast? Too much. Jesus also has a gift shop. And the most amazing motherfucking bathrooms you have ever seen in your life. You have a life, you are lucky. Not like that bronze fetus, poor little thing. Seriously, those people know how to keep a clean restroom. Here are some pics and a link. Enjoy.

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/North_America/United_States/South/Texas/Groom/photo209445.htm